HOROSCOPE

Capricorn CAPRICORN
Not everyone can be brilliant, but everyone can pretend to be. You might know something you didn't think you knew.
Aquarius AQUARIUS
There's safety in numbers. Someone close to you is sneaking around; it's best to question everyone.
Pisces PISCES
You will find something you've lost recently and it will turn out to be something you didn't know you had lost.
Aries ARIES
You will completely disagree with someone close to you and it will create a divide. Be sure to apologize for your myopic opinion and make them dinner.
Taurus TAURUS
You will be the leader on many fronts this week. Be sure to set a good example by doing what you preach and preaching about what you don't do.
Gemini GEMINI
Don't lie this week; you'll get caught.
Cancer CANCER
Lost and found. Someone you didn't think you'd ever see again will turn up in your life.
Leo LEO
Brush your teeth, look your best and read up on current events. You will meet a celebrity this week, but you will not know it.
Virgo VIRGO
Your children or spouse will argue that their astrological signs are better than yours. Stand your ground!
Libra LIBRA
Don't judge a politician by its cover. Someone you admire will surprise you with their 2008 Presidential vote.
Scorpio SCORPIO
Plain and simple: you get it!
Sagittarius SAGITTARIUS
What the hell is your astrological sign supposed to be? Half-goat, half-fish? Get a life.